Crimbo Cocktails

tiny plastic sword (obtain from tiny crimbo pressie, reusable)

skewered lime = tiny plastic sword + lime
skewered olive = tiny plastic sword + olive
skewered cranberry = tiny plastic sword + cranberry

Dirty Martini = martini + skewered olive
Grogtini = grog + skewered lime
Cranmopolitan! = vodka and cranberry + skewered cranberry

Apparently each drink is worth 4 temulency, 56 of a substat and 20-22 adventures. (Please confirm)

Most efficient use would be:
1 Crimbo cocktail + 5 Fuzzbumps before adventuring. Follow up with a Nightcap of another Crimbo cocktail.

Merry Crimbo!

*edit - Thanks to Trog Dor for the corrections

Dirty Martini needs skewered olive
Grogtini needs skewered lime
Cranmopolitan needs skewered cranberry

Well, blow me and my earlier comments about the desirability of LPUs. So, now we make all of our own drinks every day?

And be careful not to explode your bartender while using your tiny plastic sword, or you can kiss it bye-bye. I plan on forcing a tender explosion as soon as it starts making funny sounds

So which formula do we follow, Wormwood's or Bashy's?


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5 fuzz + 2 sword = ~100 advs

1 fuzz + 5 sword = ~106 advs

In other words - take Bashy's advice, it's more adventures on average and more sub-stats from drinking alone. Drink four sword drinks, a fuzzbump, then another sword one when you're done for the day.