Attempting to send a gift package to yourself:

There's no point in sending a package to yourself, given that, y'know, you'll already know what's inside it.

Attempting to send an empty package:

Getting an empty package would be just about the most disappointing thing ever.

Attempting to go trick-or-treating with 0 turns

You don't have time to Trick-or-Treat.

Trying to repeat adventure somewhere you have defeated, such as the Boss Bat's Lair:

You can't repeat an adventure here.

Trying to drink an alcoholic beverage while on the teetotal path

"You may not drink booze while you are on the Oxygenarian path."

I think someone needs to fix that'n.

A lame one but I figure most people didn't suffer from this so (trying to save the king when your drunk)


Trust me -- you're going to want to be sober for this confrontation...

Using a 31337 scroll before having access to the Orc Chasm

You have no idea what this thing is for.

Result from clicking on link to last adventure played, when that adventure was a drunken stupor from the day before.

You can't adventure in a stupor unless you're actually in a stupor. Which you aren't.

Trying to go to a pre-quest area after completing its associated quest (e.g. Going to dark neck/elbow/heart of the woods after completing the friar quest):

You shouldn't be here.

Attempting to adventure in the Typical Tavern(after taking care of those damn rats) while on a Teetotaler/Oxygenarian path

You cannot adventure in the Tavern while you're on the Path you're on.