You must be level 9 or above to buy a store.

When trying to buy a store before reaching level 9.

Remember that time when you tried to buy something without actually specifying what you wanted to buy? That was awesome.

When trying to buy something in the hippy store without selecting an item

That isn't a reasonable number in this context. Thanks for trying, though.

When trying to buy zero of something in the hippy store. Is that a common message?

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Attempting to donate negative, zero, or noninterger meat to the Cannon Museum:

That docent make any sense.

Trying to buff a player who is in the middle of a fight

That player is busy fighting a monster right now. Try again later.

Trying to look at BoozerBear's or anyother acesended person's character sheet

Sorry, no peeking

Attempting to post an incredibly long message on the grafitti wall.

Message must be between zero and one hundred characters.

Attempting to buy a display case with insufficient funds.

You can't afford a display case in the Collection Collection.

Attempting to rest in your house when you have no adventures left.

You don't have any time left for today.

Attempting to cook nothing.

You don't have enough of those.

Attempting to adventure in the Basement when you're out of adventures.
You don't have time to screw around in Fernswarthy's Basement

Attempting to use negative or invalid characters in the training hall

You don't have a time machine.

Attempting to buy negative troops

Price changes to string of random characters.

This one I got on April fool's day, you can guess where I was trying to go.

Adventure Results:
No.
Go back to the Nearby Plains

I just got this, not sure if it has been posted before...

"This store belongs to a player whose account has been disabled for policy violation. Its inventory is frozen."

Attempting to adventure in the daily dungeon after completing it.

You have reached the bottom of today's Dungeon. Come back tomorrow for further adventuring goodness.

Using a large amount of magicalness-in-a-can:

Too much magicalness-in-a-can is bad for your spleen. That much would cause it to rupture.

Accually, borax, that works for all of the buff type items like: moxie weeds, extra-strength strongness elixers, regular strongness elixers, and all other items of the type, if i'm not mistaken.

Personnally, I like the Don't post messages with no content, or Mr. Gerf will come out of your closet and eat you.

Which was posted earlier. XD