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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:02 am
Posts: 98Location: UKJoined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:28 am
Ah, my favourite hobby - breaking KoL. Let's see what we have today...


Trying to put non-tradeable items into the clan coffers (e.g. Cobb's Knob lab key):
That item is untradable.

Putting zero, negative or non-integer items into the stash, or not specifying a quantity:
That doesn't make any sense.

Trying to add items to your stash when you're not in a clan:
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Buying clan buffs with no meat in the coffers:
Your coffer doesn't contain enough Meat to make this purchase.

Attempt to visit a store that doesn't exist:
Hey. I'm the Market Demon. You've been sent back here by some kind of bug. You might as well buy some stuff while you're here, though.
(Note: no stock in store)

Attempt to visit a store that used to exist, but now doesn't (or so I believe):
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Visit the Hippy Produce Stand without a filthy hippy disguise:
Man, you're like, a slave to society, man. Come back when you've, like, expanded your mind a little bit, man. Man.

Attempt to view pane four of your inventory:
(Displays Food and Drink instead)

Visit the Knob Goblin Laboratory without suitable disguise:
(Works fine - bug reported mid 2004)

Visit The Smacketeria without being a TT/SC:
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.

Visit Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery without being a P/S:
Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here.

Visit The Shadowy Store without being a DB/AT:
Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.

Attempt to illegally buy anything from the above class-specific stores:
Only (class) and (class) may shop here.

Attempt to discard a non-discardable item (e.g. toast):
You discard your toast. (I wonder if you can discard quest items...)

Attempt to use multiple non-multiuse items (that you do or do not have):
That item isn't usable in quantity.

Attempt to multi-use zero, negative or non-integer items:
That doesn't make any sense.

Attempting to cook without an oven or a chef:
You haven't got an oven.
How can you cook things without an oven?

Attempting to eat a Disembodied Brain:
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Attempt to rename a familiar when you don't have one:
Familiar renamed. (?)

Attempt to put no familiar "back" in the terrarium:
You do not currently have a familiar.

Attempt to take a familiar you don't have out of the terrarium:
You don't have a familiar of that type in your Terrarium.

Attempt to cook without any adventures left:
You don't have that many adventures left. It takes time to cook stuff, man.

Attempt to play a slot-machine without a pass:
You don't have a casino pass.
You need a Casino Pass to gamble here.

Attempt to play a slot machine that doesn't exist:
You can't afford to play that slot machine.

Enter the Cake-Shaped Arena without a familiar:
In order to compete, you need a familiar. Come back when you've got one.

Attempt to process another clan's applications:
Clan application(s) processed. (Note: clan applications not processed!)

Use a skill you don't have:
You don't have that skill.

Attempt to buy Thrust Smack as a Sauceror:
You've already got that skill.
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may enter the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:54 am
Posts: 19Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:51 pm
Selecting a custom avatar when you don't have a custom avatar.

Invalid choice.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:07 am
Posts: 3Location: Kansas CityJoined: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:42 am
Trying to buy any amount of troops beyond this amount....
1.4999999999999998e+308 (which is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
recliners)

Gets you this..
Total Cost: Infinity



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:08 pm
PlutocratPosts: 994Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:25 pm
Trying to send Xenophobe a valentine:

Xenophobe doesn't want your Valentine.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:59 am
Posts: 871Location: Richmond, VAJoined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:34 am
trying to combine a wang and a box

Shame on you.



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:17 pm
Posts: 3Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:38 am
Trying to create more than ten custom outfits

What are you, some kind of supermodel? Why would anybody need more than ten custom outfits?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:42 am
Posts: 13Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:27 pm
Creating a custom outfit with no name

Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:05 am
Posts: 15Location: MarylandJoined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:08 pm
Well this isn't real but i dont think you should be able to buy from your own store. Maybe if one of you tells someone they'll implement it. But i better get the credit :)



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:02 pm
Posts: 13Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:27 pm
DejandVandar wrote:
Well this isn't real but i dont think you should be able to buy from your own store. Maybe if one of you tells someone they'll implement it. But i better get the credit :)


Quicker way of removing something from your store if your looking at your profile? For that alone it should stay, and there'd be no benefit in preventing it (and taking the time to make the change), except a whitty little message someone could put in this thread.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:48 pm
Posts: 3Location: clearwater, flJoined: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:32 am
attempting to put an essay by Hunter S. Thompson in your display case

No profanity in collection descriptions



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:10 pm
Posts: 83Location: Grover Beach, CAJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:38 pm
puttinga number in 1337 talk eg. 10= 1o
"The 31337 h4X0r smiles on you for your gallant try. You gain 1 Eliteness. Too bad nobody's counting."


Note, this doesnt seem to work in a give, or buy flield, but only the take form clan, Interesting...



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:04 am
Posts: 299Location: Cape Town, South AfricaJoined: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:08 am
WizKid wrote:
puttinga number in 1337 talk eg. 10= 1o
"The 31337 h4X0r smiles on you for your gallant try. You gain 1 Eliteness. Too bad nobody's counting."


Note, this doesnt seem to work in a give, or buy flield, but only the take form clan, Interesting...

I think that's the message for any invalid clan take number. Negative numbers give the same error, I believe.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:04 pm
Posts: 83Location: Grover Beach, CAJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:38 pm
Nope, I just tested it. It would seem you only get when you subsitute an "o" for zero, in the clan from clan stash



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:10 pm
Posts: 299Location: Cape Town, South AfricaJoined: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:08 am
Ah, I see now. It's whenever you put any letters in the field.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:04 pm
Posts: 19Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:51 pm
You don't have a store to sell.

When you try to sell a non-existant store.


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