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Here's a list of the new Tiny Plastic Figurines in set order.
tiny plastic disco bandit
This is a fake plastic Disco Bandit. It used to do surgery for girls in the 80's.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 1/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Moxie +2
Moxie +2
tiny plastic accordion thief
This is a fake plastic Accordion Thief dropping an accordion. Gravity always wins.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 2/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Moxie +2
Mysticality +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer
This is a fake plastic Turtle Tamer, forcing a fake plastic turtle to jump through a fake plastic hoop. It wears you out.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 3/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Muscle +2
Mysticality +1
tiny plastic seal clubber
This is a fake plastic Seal Clubber, beating the hell out of a fake plastic seal. It looks like the real thing.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 4/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Muscle +1
Moxie +1
tiny plastic pastamancer
This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 5/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Mysticality +2
tiny plastic sauceror
This is a fake plastic Sauceror, conjuring a fake polystyrene Stream of Tartar Sauce.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 6/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Mysticality +2
Moxie +1
tiny plastic mosquito
This is a tiny plastic mosquito. It's either a really big tiny plastic mosquito, or it's out of scale.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 7/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic leprechaun
This is a tiny plastic leprechaun. If only you had a tiny plastic Jennifer Aniston for it to terrorize.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 8/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic levitating potato
Everyone's second favorite familiar, rendered in shiny plastic. It kinda smells funny. You know, like a new mouse pad.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 9/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry goat
This is a tiny plastic angry goat. It seethes with tiny plastic fury. Playing tonight at the Cake-Shaped Arena, Tiny Plastic Fury!
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 10/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime
This is a tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime. If you had some tiny plastic vodka and tiny plastic tonic water, you could make a great choking hazard.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 11/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic fuzzy dice
This is a set of tiny plastic fuzzy dice. Only they're not fuzzy, being made of hard plastic. So are they still fuzzy dice? Ponder that, young Padawan.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 12/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton
This is a tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton. It's pretty spooky, as far as petrolearrrm-based children's toys go.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 13/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic barrrnacle
Everyone's favorite familiar, lovingly rendered in plastic for maximum suckiness.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 14/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey
This is a tiny plastic howling balloon monkey. Congratulations, now you have a test subject for your tiny plastic medical experiments.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 15/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic stab bat
This is a tiny plastic stab bat. In addition to being a choking hazard, it's also wicked sharp. Don't put it in your pocket if you don't want to change religions.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 16/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic grue
This is a tiny plastic grue. Basically, it's a blob of dark plastic -- which indicates darkness, not fuzz, thank you -- with two evil little glow-in-the-dark eyes.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 17/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball
This is a tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball. Although it's probably just a red-paint-faced volleyball. You hope. It doesn't appear to be clotting.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 18/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghuol whelp
This is a tiny plastic ghuol whelp. It's munching on something that, due to the size, is thankfully unidentifiable.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 19/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy
This is a tiny plastic baby gravy fairy bustin' tiny plastic phat moves. While listening to The Plastics, probably.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 20/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic cocoabo
This is a tiny plastic cocoabo. Tiny Plastic LIMIT BREAK!
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 21/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic star starfish
This is a tiny plastic star starfish. Bar of chocolate and bowl of cereal sold seperately.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 22/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick
This is a tiny plastic ghost pickle, skewered on a tiny plastic stick. It looks tiny plastic uncomfortable, truth be told.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 23/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic killer bee
This is a tiny plastic killer bee. ¡Ay, el gato malodoro!
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 24/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Cheshire bat
This is a tiny plastic cheshire bat. Fortunately, they sculpted the whole bat, and not just the grin. That would have looked like dentures for some tiny plastic old guy.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 25/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic coffee sprite
This is a tiny plastic coffee sprite. It doesn't vibrate. Do not put it in your pocket.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 26/32 (C)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic bitchin' meat car
This is a tiny plastic bitchin' meat car. VRRROOOOMMM!! Er, I mean, VRRROOOOMMM!!
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 27/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
tiny plastic hermit
This is a tiny plastic Hermit. No matter what anybody tells you, you can't kill him. He looks miffed that you don't have any tiny plastic trinkets for him.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 28/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Boris
This is a tiny plastic figurine of Boris, tearing a tiny plastic phone book in half. He could be your hero; he is a mighty little man.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 29/32 (R)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Muscle +5
Mysticality +3
Moxie +3
tiny plastic Jarlsberg
This is the great wizard Jarlsberg, rendered in plastic. He's probably fiddling with Tiny Plastic Things Tiny Plastic Men Were Not Meant To Know.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 30/32 (R)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Mysticality +5
Muscle +3
Moxie +3
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
This is a tiny plastic figurine of Sneaky Pete. He couldn't steal your pants at that size, but keep an eye on your loose change.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 31/32 (R)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
Moxie +5
Muscle +3
Moxie +3
tiny plastic Suzie
This is a little figurine of Loathing's most eligible bachelorette, Susie. Or, it's at least a figurine of her torso glued to a figurine of a podium.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 32/32 (R)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment:
All Attributes +5
_________________ <bashy> I warmed up some noodles a bit too hot, and I burned my tongue pretty badly. I thought to myself, "Damnit, I burnt my tongue on hot pasta."
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