Warehouse23 • View topic - You shouldn't be doing this.

Ah, my favourite hobby - breaking KoL. Let's see what we have today...

Trying to put non-tradeable items into the clan coffers (e.g. Cobb's Knob lab key):
That item is untradable.

Putting zero, negative or non-integer items into the stash, or not specifying a quantity:
That doesn't make any sense.

Trying to add items to your stash when you're not in a clan:
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Buying clan buffs with no meat in the coffers:
Your coffer doesn't contain enough Meat to make this purchase.

Attempt to visit a store that doesn't exist:
Hey. I'm the Market Demon. You've been sent back here by some kind of bug. You might as well buy some stuff while you're here, though.
(Note: no stock in store)

Attempt to visit a store that used to exist, but now doesn't (or so I believe):
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Visit the Hippy Produce Stand without a filthy hippy disguise:
Man, you're like, a slave to society, man. Come back when you've, like, expanded your mind a little bit, man. Man.

Attempt to view pane four of your inventory:
(Displays Food and Drink instead)

Visit the Knob Goblin Laboratory without suitable disguise:
(Works fine - bug reported mid 2004)

Visit The Smacketeria without being a TT/SC:
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.

Visit Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery without being a P/S:
Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here.

Visit The Shadowy Store without being a DB/AT:
Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.

Attempt to illegally buy anything from the above class-specific stores:
Only (class) and (class) may shop here.

Attempt to discard a non-discardable item (e.g. toast):
You discard your toast. (I wonder if you can discard quest items...)

Attempt to use multiple non-multiuse items (that you do or do not have):
That item isn't usable in quantity.

Attempt to multi-use zero, negative or non-integer items:
That doesn't make any sense.

Attempting to cook without an oven or a chef:
You haven't got an oven.
How can you cook things without an oven?

Attempting to eat a Disembodied Brain:
(Connection severed, no data returned)

Attempt to rename a familiar when you don't have one:
Familiar renamed. (?)

Attempt to put no familiar "back" in the terrarium:
You do not currently have a familiar.

Attempt to take a familiar you don't have out of the terrarium:
You don't have a familiar of that type in your Terrarium.

Attempt to cook without any adventures left:
You don't have that many adventures left. It takes time to cook stuff, man.

Attempt to play a slot-machine without a pass:
You don't have a casino pass.
You need a Casino Pass to gamble here.

Attempt to play a slot machine that doesn't exist:
You can't afford to play that slot machine.

Enter the Cake-Shaped Arena without a familiar:
In order to compete, you need a familiar. Come back when you've got one.

Attempt to process another clan's applications:
Clan application(s) processed. (Note: clan applications not processed!)

Use a skill you don't have:
You don't have that skill.

Attempt to buy Thrust Smack as a Sauceror:
You've already got that skill.
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may enter the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.

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