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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:02 am |
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Posts: 98Location: UKJoined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:28 am
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Ah, my favourite hobby - breaking KoL. Let's see what we have today...
Trying to put non-tradeable items into the clan coffers (e.g. Cobb's Knob lab key):
That item is untradable.
Putting zero, negative or non-integer items into the stash, or not specifying a quantity:
That doesn't make any sense.
Trying to add items to your stash when you're not in a clan:
(Connection severed, no data returned)
Buying clan buffs with no meat in the coffers:
Your coffer doesn't contain enough Meat to make this purchase.
Attempt to visit a store that doesn't exist:
Hey. I'm the Market Demon. You've been sent back here by some kind of bug. You might as well buy some stuff while you're here, though.
(Note: no stock in store)
Attempt to visit a store that used to exist, but now doesn't (or so I believe):
(Connection severed, no data returned)
Visit the Hippy Produce Stand without a filthy hippy disguise:
Man, you're like, a slave to society, man. Come back when you've, like, expanded your mind a little bit, man. Man.
Attempt to view pane four of your inventory:
(Displays Food and Drink instead)
Visit the Knob Goblin Laboratory without suitable disguise:
(Works fine - bug reported mid 2004)
Visit The Smacketeria without being a TT/SC:
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.
Visit Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery without being a P/S:
Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here.
Visit The Shadowy Store without being a DB/AT:
Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.
Attempt to illegally buy anything from the above class-specific stores:
Only (class) and (class) may shop here.
Attempt to discard a non-discardable item (e.g. toast):
You discard your toast. (I wonder if you can discard quest items...)
Attempt to use multiple non-multiuse items (that you do or do not have):
That item isn't usable in quantity.
Attempt to multi-use zero, negative or non-integer items:
That doesn't make any sense.
Attempting to cook without an oven or a chef:
You haven't got an oven.
How can you cook things without an oven?
Attempting to eat a Disembodied Brain:
(Connection severed, no data returned)
Attempt to rename a familiar when you don't have one:
Familiar renamed. (?)
Attempt to put no familiar "back" in the terrarium:
You do not currently have a familiar.
Attempt to take a familiar you don't have out of the terrarium:
You don't have a familiar of that type in your Terrarium.
Attempt to cook without any adventures left:
You don't have that many adventures left. It takes time to cook stuff, man.
Attempt to play a slot-machine without a pass:
You don't have a casino pass.
You need a Casino Pass to gamble here.
Attempt to play a slot machine that doesn't exist:
You can't afford to play that slot machine.
Enter the Cake-Shaped Arena without a familiar:
In order to compete, you need a familiar. Come back when you've got one.
Attempt to process another clan's applications:
Clan application(s) processed. (Note: clan applications not processed!)
Use a skill you don't have:
You don't have that skill.
Attempt to buy Thrust Smack as a Sauceror:
You've already got that skill.
Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may enter the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.
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balex2290
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:54 am |
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Posts: 19Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:51 pm
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Selecting a custom avatar when you don't have a custom avatar.
Invalid choice.
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Sealh8r
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:07 am |
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Posts: 3Location: Kansas CityJoined: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:42 am
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Trying to buy any amount of troops beyond this amount....
1.4999999999999998e+308 (which is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
recliners)
Gets you this..
Total Cost: Infinity
_________________ AB·SO·LUTE: Perfect in quality; complete.
AD·HER·ENCE: 1. Faithful attachment; devotion. 2. Faithful support for a cause or party.
3. Devotion when faced with demands, as distinguished from maintenance. |
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Fusilliban
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:08 pm |
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PlutocratPosts: 994Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:25 pm
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Trying to send Xenophobe a valentine:
Xenophobe doesn't want your Valentine.
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Hotpasta
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:59 am |
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Posts: 871Location: Richmond, VAJoined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:34 am
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trying to combine a wang and a box
Shame on you.
_________________ <bashy> I warmed up some noodles a bit too hot, and I burned my tongue pretty badly. I thought to myself, "Damnit, I burnt my tongue on hot pasta."
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poad
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:17 pm |
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Posts: 3Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:38 am
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Trying to create more than ten custom outfits
What are you, some kind of supermodel? Why would anybody need more than ten custom outfits?
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Jurgen
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:42 am |
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Posts: 13Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:27 pm
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Creating a custom outfit with no name
Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.
_________________ I don't smoke but I'm partial to a joint
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DejandVandar
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:05 am |
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Posts: 15Location: MarylandJoined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:08 pm
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_________________ liek wdf?
It may look harmless, it may be harmless but it is there. This whole world was a conspiracy, we don't exists, it was all part of a greater plan. The hippo's plan. |
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Jurgen
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:02 pm |
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Posts: 13Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:27 pm
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_________________ I don't smoke but I'm partial to a joint
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sticky nutz
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:48 pm |
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Posts: 3Location: clearwater, flJoined: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:32 am
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attempting to put an essay by Hunter S. Thompson in your display case
No profanity in collection descriptions
_________________ S.N.A.T.C.H. - Sticky Nutz and the Charming Hooligans |
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WizKid
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:10 pm |
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Posts: 83Location: Grover Beach, CAJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:38 pm
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puttinga number in 1337 talk eg. 10= 1o
"The 31337 h4X0r smiles on you for your gallant try. You gain 1 Eliteness. Too bad nobody's counting."
Note, this doesnt seem to work in a give, or buy flield, but only the take form clan, Interesting...
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Synkronos
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:04 am |
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Posts: 299Location: Cape Town, South AfricaJoined: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:08 am
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_________________ I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes |
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WizKid
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:04 pm |
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Posts: 83Location: Grover Beach, CAJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:38 pm
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Nope, I just tested it. It would seem you only get when you subsitute an "o" for zero, in the clan from clan stash
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Synkronos
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:10 pm |
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Posts: 299Location: Cape Town, South AfricaJoined: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:08 am
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Ah, I see now. It's whenever you put any letters in the field.
_________________ I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes |
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balex2290
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:04 pm |
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Posts: 19Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:51 pm
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You don't have a store to sell.
When you try to sell a non-existant store.
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